Market Gals Gone Wild

OK, so nothing is really changing at the market. The Market Mafia (aka the Growers Association members: Carol Vena, Denise Brock, Delores Gracia, Toni Gracia, Tina Koski, Krapnick Orchards, Sparr Greenhouse, Wasem's, and a few other vendors who have dominated the market operations) are still in control, probably giving Jayne Miller (uber management of Parks and Rec) her marching orders. The deck has been shuffled once again, with the "new" Market Manager Molly Notarianni installed to keep business as usual going, and to continue the cover up of past misdeeds.

So what do we do? Continue the cultural attack with Fuzzbollah's song MARKET GALS GONE WILD!!!

Market Gals Gone Wild
Original Lyrics by Fuzzbollah
All Rights Reserved

A commissioner, name of Carol Scott
Thinks she’s hot, when she’s not
A tattooed lady with big hoo-boobs
She wants ‘em posted onto you tube

Ain’t gonna throw you no beads
It’s Ann Arbor, not New Orleans
You want to show us your bra
Get your ass on down to Mardi Gras

We’re fightin’ for market equality
For fair rules and diversity
We’re fightin’ corruption
And here you go havin’ a boob eruption

Intimidation and threat
Its how you got what you get
Why don’t you point out the lies
Like the guy who thaws and bakes those apple pies

Market gals gone wild!! Market gals gone wild!!
You know the world don’t smile, on market gals gone wild!!

Workin’ hard to defeat
That bunch of vendors who cheat
Commissioner Scott you’re a fool
For letting some vendors break the rules

It really looks absurd
When you’re flipping your bird
Take your finger and park it
In the dark side of the Farmers Market

Its gotta be for the best
That you cover your breasts
It would only be right
To keep those twins out of sight

You give Ann Arbor a scare
When you show ‘em your pair
I guess it should be spoken
For this I got my camera broken

Market gals gone wild!! Market gals gone wild!!
You know the world don’t smile, on market gals gone wild!!